we hope it works
Well, we dunno why the industry has been, like, not innovating to make things better—but instead coming up with new convoluted ways to financially prey on people's hopes & dreams. And we have hopes and dreams too, y'know. And they're fragile? And we think we, like...maybe can try to do something about it. But no promises.
What we plan to do
try not to create more problems...
Let's just stick to one thing at a time for now, K?
We've run out of excuses to procrastinate.
oh god, oh god, oh god, why are we doing this? so sorry in advance.
worst case scenario, the other submission managers will probably take you back
we're going to try our best not to make things even more confusing
eeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! OK. We're ok. sry.
plz laugh at our jokes but don't feel obligated to make eye contact