answer these 10 questions and i'll tell you what kind of lover you are: a choose-your-own-adventure heartbreak in the shape of a quiz

a short story that's sort of like if a prose poem and a buzzfeed quiz had a baby and they all fucking hated you. 

answer these 10 questions and i'll tell you what kind of lover you are (interactive fiction)

a newsletter about kitsch & bad taste & having fun

(topics of conversation include: bedazzling, the rainforest cafe, ghosts, & gift shops)

kitsch connoisseur

Shortlisted for the Cinema & Sin Contest

You're running from something. You're seeking asylum in motel rooms. You're rotting slowly, from the inside out. You keep the TV on.

They’re Always Playing Reruns of Supernatural on Your Motel Room TV

"I wanted to see an alien so I drove out to Roswell, but they didn’t realize I was looking for them until after I left town. It was three days later, in a Doubletree in Nebraska, when the lights finally flooded my vision and the creatures came out...

Roswell/Nebraska

"I christen you Jeff so you won’t be nameless in my fantasies. I name you after a Siken poem, after the blood on your knuckles, after a years-old broken promise..."

Franny Mestrich

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