"On my television, a yacht cuts out of marina waters."

Sail Away

"I came to professional wrestling because of men."

Nominated for Best of the Net

On Missing the Women's Evolution (or the Importance of Becky Lynch's Broken Nose)

"The glow starts at my hips where the shapewear compresses the dips into something smooth."

"When I received my first college brochure in the mail, Dad and I started waiting for his heart attack."

Nominated for a Pushcart Prize