Alice Says Go Fuck Yourself

How to submit

• Processs

  Email

• Cover letter

  Include your name and a bio of 75 or fewer words with your submission. Please put your bio in the email itself (as opposed to including it as a second email attachment).

• Eligibility

  No specific eligibility requirements

• Formatting

  Format your submission—we’re talking broad strokes here—according to current conventions. Typeface should be roughly 12-point font. It should be something like Times New Roman (or Georgia, or Garamond, or Spectral, or Century New Gothic or whatever regular font you want). Pick one font, please and thanks. Keep your margins conventional and 1-inch in size, unless there is some sort of wild aesthetic reason for you not to. Similarly, don’t send us scanned handwritten pages unless there is some sort of extremely pressing reason for you to do so (and make sure you explain it if you do).

• Author's rights

  Plan to credit us in your book’s acknowledgments section if we publish a work of yours that later appears in book form. OR YOU WILL BE DEAD TO US FOR EVER ! Have a beautiful day.

• Additional info

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