Alice Says Go Fuck Yourself logo

Alice Says Go Fuck Yourself

Literary Magazine







Alice Says Go Fuck Yourself latest issue

This magazine is a safe space for hot messes and outliers. Send us work about your passions.

This listing is scheduled for audit

Please double check information on the magazine’s website

if you are an editor for this magazine, you can claim the listing here

Girl with a notebook


  • Vibe:Send us your fucking worst
  • Response time:
    12 weeks*
    Editor reported data
  • Acceptance rate:



  • Accepts simultaneous submissions

    What's that?

    When you can submit your work to multiple magazines at the same time

  • Accepts previously published

    What's that?

    When the magazine wants to publish your previously published work. Requirements vary

  • Nominates for prizes

  • Active on social media

  • Available in print

  • Provides contributor copies

  • Has examples online

  • Offers expedited response

    What's that?

    Expedited submission: When the magazine offers a faster response time for an extra fee

Fiction - 5000 words max

Max words: 5000

Sub Genres: Literary

if you have something longer than that, pitch it first.

Nonfiction - 7000 words max

Max words: 7000

Sub Genres: All / surprise us

if you have something longer than that, pitch it first.


Max pieces: 5

up to 5 poems or 10 total pages of poetry


No specific limitations


Max pieces: 5

If we haven’t solicited you directly, please pitch something first. A pitch should consist of up to 5 sample images/thumbnails and a one-page write-up that offers basic information and a simple description (1-3 sentences) of each.


Send us some cool shit you’ve made yourself via band camp or similar link (no videos, just sound), and we’ll listen to it. Will figure out a QR code/embed/link/similar situation if the spirit moves us.

How to submit

  • Processs


  • Cover letter

    Include your name and a bio of 75 or fewer words with your submission. Please put your bio in the email itself (as opposed to including it as a second email attachment).

  • Eligibility

    No specific eligibility requirements

  • Formatting

    Format your submission—we’re talking broad strokes here—according to current conventions. Typeface should be roughly 12-point font. It should be something like Times New Roman (or Georgia, or Garamond, or Spectral, or Century New Gothic or whatever regular font you want). Pick one font, please and thanks. Keep your margins conventional and 1-inch in size, unless there is some sort of wild aesthetic reason for you not to. Similarly, don’t send us scanned handwritten pages unless there is some sort of extremely pressing reason for you to do so (and make sure you explain it if you do).

  • Author's rights

    Plan to credit us in your book’s acknowledgments section if we publish a work of yours that later appears in book form. OR YOU WILL BE DEAD TO US FOR EVER ! Have a beautiful day.

  • Additional info

    oh the vibes are immaculate

Tracker statistics


Total submissions tracked

33 days

Average response time


Average acceptance rate

15 days

Fastest response time

100 days

Slowest response time

Сhill Subs is able to provide internal statistics because you use our tracker! You're the best!

person with a laptop

The Submissions Grinder Statistics


12-month average acceptance rate

21 days

12-month average response time

Submission calls

    All genres



Alice is us. And if she’s us, she’s also so tired of carrying all this intelligence and weird beauty and deep knowledge and barely-caged rage around silently. If you were to Go Ask Alice anything about herself and then pause to really listen, Alice would open her mouth and a swarming host of bees wo...

Read more






    Editor Fox Henry Frazier avatar

    Fox Henry Frazier


    Editor Jasmine An avatar

    Jasmine An


    Editor Cee Martinez avatar

    Cee Martinez