Zoe Reay-Ellers

AITA for throwing out my roommate’s sourdough starter? — Zoe Reay-Ellers — fifth wheel press

Sonnet as list of things to do with your partner during the summer instead of having sex

Un-scientific report on the possible side-effects of ADHD medication for people searching ‘will stimulants make me a different person’ on Reddit

SONNET AS LIST OF THINGS TO TELL THE DAUGHTER THAT I MIGHT SOMEDAY HAVE

Unread texts sent to my orchid that finally bloomed after two years while my girlfriend was taking care of it for me over the summer because I have to fly across the country to go home & she just drives

Sex Ghazal & A pros and cons list of dropping out and becoming a priest based on my loose knowledge of catholicism

How to get the ‘Perfection’ achievement in Stardew Valley

There’s a guy in my friend’s group chat whose texts about making plans always get ignored

MAYBE SEATTLE, JUNE 2025

bitch doesn't even begin to quantify

99 ways to say i love you while texting with one hand

Nobody prepares you for the fact that getting diagnosed with ADHD feels like failing

I ask my friend to sleep call with me via sonnet

Text Messages Sent from Traverse City to Hong Kong

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