ross

writer, artist and roller skating legend ross is a multitalented individual who has never experienced failure a day in her life. although she is emotionally intelligent and socially adept, she cannot handle rejection of any sort. being told no will result in her entire self-image spontaneously combusting and she will never make anything interesting ever again, which would be a massive loss for humanity. so please, accept her submission to your magazine. also, she is looking for an editor.