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matthew harris

he/him | i twiddle thumbs/& gently hums. | Schwenksville, PA, United States

Brief bio Matthew Scott Harris (born January 13th,1959) loves to wax (wickedly, which he did in utero) and wane (moon huff fish hint lee) rhapsodic plus prosaically political wave severe erosion of American democracy over run by narcissistic over stuffed ego-freezer, whose vocabulary extremely laconic for swashbuckling braggadocio commander in chief not gun shy to brandish (hugely bully like) jingoistic tirade unleashing horrific banshees more'n 10,000 foo fighting maniacs.

Selected work

Cover of Would the real “Matthew Scott Harris” please stand up!?

Would the real “Matthew Scott Harris” please stand up!?

2026

NonfictionFlashAcademic Writing