"I made up the word to see if I could get a horny dork like Megan to laugh in science class. But she didn’t. Instead she wrote back, 'what the shit is an ardorglyph?'"

Ardorglyphs of the West

"She takes the ring from him. Feels the sharp gap between its two curved beaks."

Hand

Quiz: Children's Lit or Erotica?

"Just imagine the next decade of your life with Pepita: we know we can!"

Congratulations! Your Adoption of Pepita the Capybara Comes With New Benefits!

"Alas—nothing. No Proustian burst of animation upon the hydration of those tender freeze-dried lives, instead—nothing. They held promise, those monkeys—pure potentiality possessed on the tip of a pin, for naught—for nothing."

INRE: Sea Monkey Miscarriage

"The first empiricists likely noted that life is movement, even on the smallest scale, and even if that life remains rooted to the ground."

marthea

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