Mark Ifanson is a writer of short fiction, non-fiction, poetry and humor, some of which has appeared in several obscure on-line journals (see below). In 2024 his quickest rejection took only eight minutes. As radio waves travel at the speed of light, this confirms the rejecting editor was located well within the orbit of Mars.
Selected work
- Fiction
12
- Poetry
1
- Multimedia
1

Tuolumne Meadows, Yosemite National Park [Dropping May 2025]
Penumbra Online, 2025

Theme: Warfair
Pfudalmda Dadamag, 2025

Just Another Night in Pittsburgh
BULL lit mag, 2025

It’s Just Water
Points in Case, 2024

Lit Mag Countdown! — We Review the Hottest New Online Lit Mags So You Don't Have to Read Them
Little Old Lady Comedy, 2024

It Was Futile for Your Employees to Wear Garlic Necklaces: A Vampire's Post-Job Interview Courtesy Letter
Defenestration: A Literary Magazine Dedicated to Humor, 2024

Editorial Staff at Major Literary Publication Announces New In-Person Submission Policy
Greener Pastures Magazine, 2024

ZEUM Call, a Nearly True Story
Little Old Lady Comedy, 2024

Night Hunter
Maudlin House, 2024

I'll Be Waiting For You Here
Penumbra Online, 2024

MFA Student Collapses at Therapist's Office from Lack of Oxygen
MuddyUm

Sorry, World: A sincere apology from Zeus
Witcraft, 2024

I'm George Saunders and My BFFs Are Dead Famous Writers
The Haven, 2024

Anderson Cooper 360⁰ Exclusive: Noted Blogger Christine Stevens Has Not Posted in 48 Consecutive Hours
The Haven, 2024