Mark Ifanson
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Mark enjoys small-scale tomato (to-MAY-to, not to-MAH-to) horticulture and perfecting his Pandora playlist. And coffee. His quickest rejection to date took only eight minutes. As radio waves travel at the speed of light, this confirms the rejecting editor was located well within the orbit of Mars. This record is expected to stand for quite some time.
Selected work
Good Morning!
Roi Fainéant Press, 2026
Our Home Is Safe
Sci Phi Journal, 2026
Maybe It's Time for a Change
Roi Fainéant Press, 2026
Back in the Saddle
StylusLit, 2026
Winter World
Scribes*MICRO*Fiction, 2026
Pocket Change and Frozen Yogurt
Heimat Review, 2026
Full Authority to Arrest and Detain
Bewildering Stories, 2025
We Are Two Young, Photogenic and Yet Judgmental and Ethically Compromised People Who Hike in Breathtaking Locales (While You’re Stuck at Home) [Dropping September]
Defenestration: A Literary Magazine Dedicated to Humor, 2025
I Am Maria
101 Words, 2025
Snow Plant (Tahoe National Forest, 2019)
Penumbra Online, 2025
If Your Dream Home Fallback Plan is a Trailer, at Least Make It Amazing!
Little Old Lady Comedy, 2025
A Time for Peace
New Pop Lit, 2025
Just Another Night in Pittsburgh
BULL lit mag, 2025
It’s Just Water
Points in Case, 2024
It Was Futile for Your Employees to Wear Garlic Necklaces: A Vampire's Post-Job Interview Courtesy Letter
Defenestration: A Literary Magazine Dedicated to Humor, 2024
Editorial Staff at Major Literary Publication Announces New In-Person Submission Policy
Greener Pastures Magazine, 2024
I'll Be Waiting For You Here
Penumbra Online, 2024
ZEUM Call, a Nearly True Story
Little Old Lady Comedy, 2024
Night Hunter
Maudlin House, 2024
MFA Student Collapses at Therapist's Office from Lack of Oxygen
MuddyUm