Margret Treiber writes speculative fiction with a wicked sense of humor and serves as editor-in-chief of Sci-Fi Lampoon. By day, she wrangles technology; by night, she wrangles mischievous canines and rebellious avians who delight in breaking things for her spouse to fix. Her work has appeared in numerous publications, blending satire, absurdity, and just enough chaos to keep readers on their toes. Find her stories, novels, and upcoming work at https://azothkhem.com or on Amazon. mov ax, 0xAI