Current Writing and Literature major at UCSB!
Selected work
- Nonfiction
14
- Other
3
The Daily Stench Cop dresses as curb, lures students to sit on him
2024
Your body, my choice: Gluing fake pregnancy bellies to deserving men
The Daily Nexus, 2024
5 SEXY GAUCHOS WANT TO MEET NEAR YOU
The Daily Nexus, 2023
Return of the Jedi: I’m high for the 2nd time at Wingstop
The Daily Nexus, 2023
Deltopia in review: Local girl with severe peanut allergy stores EpiPen in pussy
The Daily Nexus, 2023
Help! Chancellor Yang lives inside my cursed locket
The Daily Nexus, 2023
I’ll say it: I’m a hoe and I’m cold
The Daily Nexus, 2023
Thanks for bringing your moms this weekend
The Daily Nexus, 2022
“He’s never gonna find someone like me,” says some girl in angel costume
The Daily Nexus, 2022
My Badge Is Sage Green: I Am Gay
2022
Our Little Cupid: Chancellor Yang to Wear Diaper, Tell Students to Kiss
The Daily Nexus, 2022
How To Lounge Jubilantly on the Arbor Lawn With Your Multicultural Friends in Front of a Tour Group
2022
Mold is Just a Friend, Landlord Promises
The Daily Nexus, 2022
Bike pile caused by Looney Tunes-style faux tunnel
The Daily Nexus, 2022
Carrillo, My Beloved: A Review of Dining Hall Food
The Daily Nexus, 2022
Freshman distraught after missing sexual orientation
The Daily Nexus, 2022
If I Was an Octopus, My Tentacles and I Would’ve Owned the Dining Hall by Now
The Daily Nexus, 2021