Dan Dellechiaie is a fiction writer from New Jersey. His writing has appeared in The Gotham Guillotine, Dug Up Magazine, Partially Shy Magazine, tongue .etc, and elsewhere. You can find more of his work at dadell.com. Instagram: @dan_dellechiaie
Selected work
I am not Dean DelleChiaie, Trump’s Email Assassin
Little Old Lady Comedy, 2026
Shitbot
Dodo Eraser, 2026
Wait, FUCKSHITPISSDIE isn't a Beatles Cover Band?
The Hooghly Review, 2026
The Case of the Missing Butt Cheek
Close To The Bone Publishing, 2026
Bobby's Comeback Tour; or Hammllet
Partially Shy, 2026
Bright Purple Like Nothing Mattered
The Gotham Guillotine, 2026
Deicide begets Hell
Dug Up Magazine, 2026
Dab + Hammy + Hydra + Hydra = Vacation
tongue .etc, 2026
I'm Apple Maps, and I'm Drunk Too
Little Old Lady Comedy, 2026
Why I, The Inventor of Pink Cocaine, Deserve a Nobel Prize
Doctor Funny, 2025
Woodle, Shakespeare of the Ants
Defenestration: A Literary Magazine Dedicated to Humor, 2025
Maria Hughes, Founding Agent of Maria's Literally Literary Girl Boss Agency
Little Old Lady Comedy, 2025
Chuck and Dougie Hobble Down Memory Lane
Redemption, 2025
I’m the Ghost of Jeffrey Epstein and I’m Running for Mayor of New York
Doctor Funny, 2025
No, I Will Not Write a Cover Letter for Your Temporary, Part-Time, Minimum-Wage Job
Robot Butt, 2025
Want World Peace? Play Foosball!
Robot Butt, 2025
Why I Attached an ICBM to My Knockoff Roomba
Defenestration: A Literary Magazine Dedicated to Humor, 2025
What I Fucking Love About Language
Tongue, 2023
284: Void With Teeth
The Scare You To Sleep Podcast, 2023
Void with Teeth
The Chamber Magazine, 2023